Now you can actually enjoy the series of presidential debates, starting tonight.
When either Kerry or Bush say any of the following, guess what, you get to get a little more schnockered.
"Make no mistake" -drink one shot
"Iraq" -drink of beer
"Hence" -only Kerry will say this since Georgie doesn't know what it means. Have a drink of beer
"Weapons of mass distruction" -drink of beer (a small drink, you don't want to pass out too early)
"Irresponsible" -drink one shot
"The American people" -drink of beer
"Well, I'll tell you..." -total stalling mechanism. You should have time for two good chugs of beer
"When I'm president" -drink one shot. Dear god, is one of these clowns going to be our president?
"Now is the time" -drink of beer
"Manufacturing jobs" -drink of beer
"Hard-working families" -drink of beer
"Our great nation" -drink of beer
and finally...
"I'm not going to stoop to that level" -take two shots and go to bed. Politics are tiring!
