I'm not sure I remember where the idea came from, but some time ago I wrote a couple of these and asked some friends to contribute. I found them buried in a folder and had a laugh. I don't remember whose is whose, so if you wrote one of these, let me know. Also, if you'd like to take a stab at a Mullet Haiku of your very own, send it to me!
Without further ado, Mullet Haiku:
7 Grape Kool-aid Packs
10 for a dollar Ramen
5 winning scratchers
PBR on tap
cockroach swims in foamy pool
Round Corner last night
cheese whiz in a can
tilt back head open my mouth
but nothing came out
Hamburger Helper
Spilt on my Auto Trader
S'all right, licked it off
the aroma of stale beer
the sweet sounds of John Bon Jovi
mom's home
Stop sign on dirt road
Taunts me with its brand new face
Hand me my damn gun
Family picnic
Sloppy Joes, Jell-O salad
Oops, shot cat - BBs
Gropin' for some boob
Trans-Am door slammed in my face
I don't need that tooth
