24 November 2008

"There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be fixed with some Prozac and a polo mallet."

- Woody Allen in Manhattan Murder Mystery

21 November 2008

title suggestions for bush's presidential memoir

101 Ways to Fuck Up a Country

All the Children Left Behind


If I Did It


The Pet Goat II: Lost Little Lamb

Big Dick and Other Scary Stories

They Don't Like Me: Haters, Haterism and a Well-Played Golf Game

Religilous

Clearing the Brush: How I Sleep at Night